(Not spoiler free!)
Lindsey, 20, Chicago. Avid Superwholockian. I have an affinity for Irish Breakfast Tea. I deduce people for fun and I have an irrational fear of escalators

 

define-cheeky:

So… everyone needs to read the reviews on Amazon for their new “For Her” line of ballpoint pens.

Sarcastic feminists are just the best

spatula-vantas:

STEAL HIS LOOK:
REMOVING ALL YOUR SKIN: $0ONE PASS TO SKELETON HELL: $REMOVING ALL YOUR SKIN

spatula-vantas:

STEAL HIS LOOK:

REMOVING ALL YOUR SKIN: $0
ONE PASS TO SKELETON HELL: $REMOVING ALL YOUR SKIN

ollivander:

vladputinofficial:

ollivander:

if you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to

why don’t you go where fashion sits

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excuse me? 

oh fuck oh shIT GOD DAMN Fuck SHIT

I like leaving the patio door open in my apartment because a) fresh air, who doesn’t love the smell of fucking fresh air? b) it cools the room off for ABSOLUTELY FREE and c) there’s always a chance a rat will run through the open door and I’ve always wondered how I would react if that actually happened.

dorothytrose:

theheroheart:

sushigal007:

a-creepy-wholockian:

phoenix-aflame:

benjaminminu:

How the fuck did he get hired there giving his name as “The Doctor”?

Im pretty sure he either used psychic paper or said “fuck it” and just made his own name tag and pretended he was hired.

I have one of those Doctor Who books that gives extra info on stuff and someone made up the application he sent to get hired and you really have to find it and see it because it’s pure gold. He put his age as like 1,200 and crossed it out and put 50 or something then wrote “Is that too high?” and crossed that out too and just wrote 29

I know I already reblogged it, but I had a feeling I’d seen that application IRL, so I dug out my books and went looking.

:)

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i cant

I have a feeling he got hired because they realised they wouldn’t have to pay him.

(Source: timelordgifs)

pagingme:

my dog likes think she’s really small and can share a chair 

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my brother left because there was no room on the chair